Friday, September 30, 2016

Lumbersexuals





What's a Lumbersexual?





‘Lumbersexual’ Is The Term For Hot Hipsters Who Look Like Lumberjacks
from: http://elitedaily.com/envision/hipster-men-are-lumbersexuals-photos/849694/
The days of the well-groomed metrosexual man might soon be over as the “lumbersexual” trend takes precedence.
The lumbersexual man is essentially an urban woodsman.
He is brawny, wears expensive flannel, has an impressive beard that is painstakingly unkempt and represents the ultimate sense of manliness.
The look of the lumbersexual man can be described as something similar to a hipster-outdoorsman hybrid.
However, you won’t find him in the forest chopping down trees.
The lumbersexual man traded in his days of tree felling for hitting up hipster bars, and instead of wielding an axe, he now carries around a MacBook Pro.
To see the lumbersexual trend at it’s finest, check out the pictures below.

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Weirdest Jobs

10.__________ _________
The job of a ______ ________  starts when everybody else is asleep. They get out wearing their protective outfit in the dark, especially in rainy days, and look for ______ colonies. They select the best ________ and stuff these filthy creatures in cans that are sold fishermen in markets worldwide.





9. ______ _____ ____
____ _____  cannot arrive on store shelves unless it meets a food technologist’s taste. Not only does a ____ ____ _____ smell and taste animal ____, they also chew it to ensure pets eat high-quality food. Though Fido would probably prefer having barbecue leftovers every day.




8. ______ _______  _____
Ever watched the series Bones and those brilliant minds solving complicated murder investigations by comparing soil samples and types of worms and maggots? Ever wondered how they come up with all this information [hint, in real life, they don’t really do it all by themselves]? It is all responsibility of a ____ ____ _____, who not only drags a dead body out of a grave but also removes the maggots attached to its rotten flesh and everything else that could be on interest to scientists.




7. ________ ___________
While there are no good reasons to sleep at work, there are countless advantages of working in your sleep. These __________  ________  take part in sleep studies and research and literally have a dream job.






6. ____  _____  ________
The people who do this must be very brave. They have to dive down in the the water-filled enclosure and clean while Jaws watches.


5. _______ _______
________ _________ have special trainings before being allowed to identify and separate male hatchlings from the females. 


4. __________ _______
Bird, cat and dog corpses on roads are always an eyesore. While many of us try to overpass them, a _______ __________ has to pick them up and put it in their car on a regular basis. The stinky smell of the rotten corpses make this job one of the weirdest. To add to weirdness, some cleaners feed their families on fresh roadkills.


3. _________ _______ _____
A ____ ____  tries to do one thing in a hundred different ways. Though the job sounds quite interesting initially, it could become tough after sometime when you run short of creative ideas. People do not want repetitive cookies and your cookie manufacturer pressures you to come up with something interesting every time, which is not always possible. That is why we occasionally receive unusual messages.


2. ______  _______ 
Gambling is a big business and dices are rolling all around the world. If dice angle is imperfect or the dice has incorrect proportions or if it has slightly distorted centre of mass, dice will favor one outcome, therefore corrupting a game of hazard. Moreover, a company which produced and delivered corrupted dices could be sued right away. For this reason, a _______  ________  has to check every dice very carefully which is indeed a tiring and a time-consuming job. I bet you would not like to do it.




1. ______  _____

Entertainment parks are as good as their most stomach-churning rides. They not only make you lose your mind, but very often your lunch, too. This is why many _______ ________ are hired to clean up most thrilling amusement parks. Real rollercoaster ride of a job.







10 Worm farmer
9 Pet food tester
8 Body farm caretaker
7 Professional Sleeper
6. Shark Tank cleaner
5. Chicken Sexer
4. Roadkill Cleaner
3. Fortune Cookie Writer
2. Dice Inspector 
1. Vomit cleaner

From: https://www.neweurope.eu/article/lg-bets-cloud-computing/

Present Perfect & Present Perfect Continuous

Present Perfect 
has/have + past participle

I've had lots of girlfriends.


PRESENT PERFECT : Unspecified Time Before Now

The exact time is not important. 

You CANNOT use the Present Perfect with specific time expressions such as: yesterday, one year ago, last week, when I was a child, when I lived in Japan, at that moment, that day, one day, etc. 

We CAN use the Present Perfect with unspecific expressions such as: ever, never, once, many times, several times, before, so far, already, yet, etc.

1. Experience

I have been to France 20 times. 


2. Change over time

You have grown since I last saw you. 


3. Accomplishments 

She has won 3 Oscars for best actress.


4. An Uncompleted Action You Are Expecting or VERY, VERY RECENT ACTIONS

The rain hasn't stopped yet. 

Jones hasn't mastered Chinese, but he is very good at it. 

I've just run to the store, I'll be back soon. 


5. Multiple Actions at Different Times

We've had 6 tests so far this year. 


TIME EXPRESSIONS:
Sometimes, we want to limit the time we are looking in for an experience. We can do this with expressions such as: in the last week, in the last year, this week, this month, so far, up to now, etc.


Present Perfect Continuous

has/have + been + present participle


1. Duration from the Past Until Now

We've been talking for the last hour.

2. Recently, Lately

I've been really busy lately. 


ACTIVE & PASSIVE FORMS?

Present Simple Vs Present Continuous

Present Simple VS Present Continuous

Present SimplePresent Continuous
Things which are always true:
  • Water boils at 100 degrees.
Things which are happening at the moment of speaking:
  • The water is boiling now, so you can put in the pasta.
Permanent situations (or nearly permanent; true for a few years at least):
  • Julie lives in London.
Temporary situations:
  • Julie is living in Paris for a few months (usually she lives in London).
Situations which are slowly changing:
  • I'm getting better and better at speaking English.
Habits or things we do regularly:
  • drink coffee every morning.
Temporary or new habits:
  • I'm drinking too much coffee these days because I'm so busy at work.
Annoying habits (usually with 'always'):
  • My flatmate is always leaving the kitchen in a mess!
Future events which are part of a timetable:
  • My plane leaves at eight tonight.
To talk about the future after certain words ('when' 'until' 'after' 'before' 'as soon as'):
  • I'll call you when I get home.
Definite future plans:
  • I'm meeting John after class today.
To talk about what happens in books, plays and films:
  • At the end of the book, the detective catches the killer.
To talk about people in pictures and photos:
  • In this photo, my mother is walking beside a lake.
Remember:
  • We use the present simple with stative verbs. We can't use any continuous tense (including the present continuous tense, of course) with stative verbs
Thanks: http://www.perfect-english-grammar.com/present-simple-or-present-continuous.html !!

Dating - Vocal of the Week September 26th

1. Date 
2. To have a crush (on somebody)
3. To dump somebody
4. Ex
5. To hit on somebody

1. Date (noun) Two people getting together for an activity, usually with the possibility of romance. A date can occur before a couple has entered into an “official relationship,” or after they are officially together. 
Related: to date (someone), to go out with, to be seeing someone
Example 1)
“Yeah, Mike and I went on a date last night. He's cute, but I'm not sure if I want to get involved with him or not.” 


2. To have a crush (on somebody) (phrasal verb) To have a crush on somebody is a great feeling and it means that you’re attracted to somebody and would like them to be more than just your friend. And if somebody has a crush on you, well it’s the same – they like you in a more intimate way.        

Example 1)
“I have the biggest crush on Simon. He’s so cute!”
“Isn’t he dating Jenny Parkes?”
“No, not anymore, apparently they broke up a few weeks ago!” 
“Cool!”
Instead of saying have a crush you can also just say crushing on – it means the same thing but it’s usually used among the younger generation and teenagers.  
     
Example 2)
“Oooh, you’re so crushing on Michael right now!”
“I am not! We’re just friends!” 
“Liar! I can tell you like him.”
“Is it that obvious?”

3. To dump somebody (phrasal verb) If you dump somebody, you’re probably going to break their heart. If you dump your boyfriend or girlfriend it means you stop having a romantic relationship with them for some reason. And if you’re dumped, it means that somebody doesn’t want to date you anymore – don’t worry, there are plenty more fish in the sea! (There are many more great single people out there to date).     

Example 1)
“What’s wrong with Amy? She’s been walking around the campus all day looking sad and like she’s going to start crying anymore.”
“Didn’t you hear? Alex dumped her last night! Just don’t mention his name at all!”
“Wow, I’m surprised. They always looked so happy together!”

Example 2)
“Landon looks so mad! What happened?” 
“He and Samantha broke up.”
“Oh no, who dumped who?”
“I’m not sure, but I have a feeling it was Sam!”


4. Ex (noun) Usually if you hear to a friend referring to their ex, they’re referring to their old boyfriend or girlfriend who they no longer date. But if you put it with another noun for example ‘boss’ ex-boss it means your boss from before. I met my ex-boss in the supermarket the other day and he asked me to come back and work for him. I’m not going to now I’ve found this awesome new job.        

       Example 1)
 “Who was that guy you were talking to before?”
“Oh Cam? He’s my ex!”
“And you’re still friends?” 
“Kind of, we only broke up because he moved to LA.” 

         Example 2)
“My ex always sends me messages on Facebook. I wish she’d stop, it’s really annoying!”
“Tell her, or just delete as your friend!”

From: http://www.fluentu.com/english/blog/american-english-slang-words-esl/


5. To hit on someone (phrasal verb) to flirt with someone, to make a pass (at someone) with the clear intention of having romantic relations with him or her. 

Example 1)
“This guy at the club was totally hitting on me last night. He kept asking me to dance and gave me his number.”



Biz Markie - Just a Friend



Song of Survival - Reservations

From: http://lifeonthereservation.weebly.com/reservation-problems.html
Where was this picture taken? Who are these children?






Native American Reservations
A reservation is an area of land managed by a Native American tribe. There are about 310 reservations in the United States but there are more than 550 tribes. This is because some tribes have more than one reservation, some share reservations, other tribes have no reservation and some tribes are not recognized by the government.
Today, tribes have tribal sovereignty (legal independence). This means that they can have their own laws and even their own money, like an independent country. Different reservations have different systems of government. But reservation law is limited by US federal and state law.


The quality of life on a typical reservation is extremely poor, similar to that of developing countries. Many reservations now have casinos to attract tourists and make money.

From: http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000gJdu3p4kp1U/fit=1000x750/Glacier-Peaks-Casino-Blackfeet-Indian-Reservation-Browning-Montana-AR611005-107.jpg



Activity: Describe your house to your partner













“Song of Survival” by Red Eagle

We have to learn how to move through a linear society without completely losing ourselves in that greed—in my language, “Naholo” or a "lover of things”.

We are a people of endurance and protectors of the land.
maintaining our traditions
ancient knowledge in our hands and lighting sacred fires
sustaining song and dance
and during all oppression we would stand

This is a song of survival
can you get with this?
indigenous revival
the movement of the people
a revolution tribal
just another song of survival 

You say you just living life
But do you remember where you’re from?
Knowledge of your ancestors and the children yet to come
Do have game to retain the knowledge that the oldest hold as sacred?
How to walk in balance, see clearly and release hate
Why do we emulate what’s popular in a society that wasn’t built for us or even with us in mind so why do we participate in what’s killing us?

This one’s for all the artists and the poets who are saving us.
The B-Boys, rappers, MC’s and turn-tablists. 
The more elements are like medicine. Cultural empowerment. 
So keep your YOLO and swag and watch hip hop devour it. 
The criticism’s out of love for what I know could be better. 
Ceremony is the key that much knowledge beyond measure. 
I conjecture we’re changing the weather. 
Revolutionaries adorn feathers
that have never been idle, manifesting through lectures.
Colonization, assimilation, try to erase us from this nation but we stand here strong singing songs of creation.

Raising up our fists.
Reaching for the stars.
Defiant, we resist.
Remember who we are.

We are a people of endurance and protectors of the land.
maintaining our traditions
ancient knowledge in our hands and lighting sacred fires
sustaining song and dance
and during all oppression we would stand

This is a song of survival
can you get with this?
indigenous revival
the movement of the people
a revolution tribal
just another song of survival.

Spirit over money
Teachings over law
Balance over power
Yeah the empire will fall
Manifest destiny
capitalist exploitation of nature
self-destructive destiny manifested trough hatred
Be careful you could become this.
Don’t take this out of context
Impotent   … sent me from an inferiority complex
Young can do what you want.
Please don’t get defensive 
Just know what you put in the world has definitive consequences.
Change, activists, action is the start. Not by the movement of your mouth but by the manifestation of your heart. People say that they don’t see us. There’s no evidence that we’re here. But when they look at us, they don’t see us they’re only seeing their own fear. No Eiffel Towel here. No ancient towers here. But listen to our heartbeat you can hear it in the drum. You can see us in the land. Where you stand is where we’re from.
Been regaining ancient knowledge and the best is yet to come.

Raising up our fists.
Reaching for the stars.
Defiant, we resist.
Remember who we are.

We are a people of endurance and protectors of the land.
maintaining our traditions
ancient knowledge in our hands and lighting sacred fires
sustaining song and dance
and during all oppression we would stand

This is a song of survival
can you get with this?
indigenous revival
the movement of the people
a revolution tribal
just another song of survival.